 "Dearest Kincaid,This whole "ixxxix" business was a little confusing but we're guessing that you like it that way. We looked it up and found an entry that said something like "ixxxix is the photographic definition of the erotica writer Kincaid Blackwood..." but we know, like you know, that nobody would ever accuse you of being a photographer (nice try though). And it would lend credence to your claims that you're an erotica writer if you actually... oh, we don't know... got published maybe? Yes, yes... we know all about your little blog; a simple Google search of your name led us to it. A shame really, it seems clear to us that you're less of a photographer and more of a writer who uses a camera to tell stories. You've spent 15 years -almost half your life- in Atlanta, GA and you don't do anything but collect Jeeps, cameras and calories. Do something with yourself; try to get your erotica published. And for the record: while you may hate 3rd person bios, nothing makes you sound more like a maniac with multiple personalities than using 1st person plural. Nobody thinks it's clever, but that's just our worthless opinion. Sincerely, -Us" |
